goopquirk:

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

just-fukn-peachy:

plystation:

Gay people: -makes positive and affirming posts exclusively for other gay people-

Straight people in the comments:

@dateagirl-suggestions

(via totallylesbians)

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself